 | Some homebrew tips for making a quality homemade beer. |
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 | Choosing the right variety of hops for your intended beer style. |
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 | Finding the right malt extract for making top notch homebrew. |
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 | Try our drinking quotes and impress your beer drinking friends and family. |
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 | Got a question?? Try our homebrew forum for the beginner as well as experts. |
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 | Uh oh !! Not exactly beer you got there? Diagnose your off flavors and remedy that BAD taste! |
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Drinking quotes for the beer genius in you!
If you don't drink homebrew in the morning... You CAN'T drink homebrew ALL day!! |
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
He was a wise man who invented beer.
- Plato
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
- Jack Handy
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
- Dave Barry
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
- Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
- Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
- Dave Barry
They who drink beer will think beer.
- Washington Irving
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-Dean Martin
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemmingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
- Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
- His reply.
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
- Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
-Benjamin Franklin
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
-W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
-Stephen Wright
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-Frank Sinatra
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
-Brian O'Rourke
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer!
-Homer Simpson
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